Reasons Why Diner Burgers Beat Fancy Burgers

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Who needs a ‘fine restaurant? Your ass belongs at the diner. Your burger is waiting. Fact is, burgers always taste best at a diner. Why is that? Here’s why.

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A diner burger isn’t anything other than a burger. It isn’t some chef’s brilliant concoction. The emphasis is on basic, not innovative. It ain’t broke, so why fix it?
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Diners know better than to drain off the excess grease. In fact, there’s no such thing as ‘excess grease’. The more the better.
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It’s a great value. For less than ten dollars you can still get a great burger and a side of fries. Try that a prestige restaurant.
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If diners made pizza, there’d never be THIS on a pizza. Nor truffles. Nor caviar. That’s because diners don’t truck in BS toppings. Want a fancy diner burger topping? It’s called ‘bacon’.
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Everyday cheeses, like Cheddar and Swiss, make the best cheeseburgers. Bars have gotten a little wild and noticed Bleu. Then, sensibly, they stopped. Nobody wants an Emmi Gruyère Burger. Diners know this.
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This guy is perfectly dressed for a diner. He’s not dressed well enough for the restaurant that serves caviar burgers with Camembert cheese.
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Your favorite side order is cheap and plentiful.
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Your waitress knows your name and how you like your burger. Also your job, your birthday, which car is yours out in the parking lot and all your problems. You’ve seen pictures of each other’s kids. If you stop showing up, she’ll actually miss you.
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Game’s on!
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